Q: So you know how we sit here and judge horses on their conformation? Imagine if they did the same with us. "Oh no, he missed leg day, he's going to pitch and roll in the saddle like a ship in a storm." "Jesus, have you seen her flabs? Can you say 'haul on my mouth'?!" "His legs are too long, I bet he flings them up when we jump."



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